SEVEN ODD ONES
Once there was a brave man with a Beard
& there was but one thing he feared--
--To meet a gal with a famous mustache
& loaded with all kinds-a cash
looking for Harry Sheared (boy, that'd be really weird)!
There was a young man with a nose
looming larger-than (Life real up-close)
who, whenever he blew his trumpet
sometimes he'd go on & bump it
& then start playing a trio through both.
Once there was a one-legged ole goat
who got hurt every time that he squote.
So he put on a brand-new cup
to preserve his ole up & up
and, well, now he can squote quite (like he ought). [sic]
There was some ole bag in Nantucket
who fell thirty floors, kicket'd bucket,
& before the ground floor heard her cry
her high spirit bounced up to God's Sky
and was bounced out (on th'echo o'Fuk it!!!)
There was a new baby from Dawes
whose mom knew ( by th'twinge up her nose )
he'd been too long held-offed
and was well over-stuffed
from the tip of his pose to the those on his toes
There was an old guy with one eye
who could 'spy to the middle of Why
so, when called 'semi-blind'
said: "Why, I've got half a mind
to--" but asleep fell amidst th'reply.
There once was a quite loud-mouthed fan
who cried out that: "He won't (though he can)!!!"
Well, he always screamed it so very loud
finally one day a batter jumped in the crowd
after him, who (this time seeing he quite would, he) ran.